Thursday, October 09, 2003

Nice one

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a
sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but
unconscious. He decided to take him home.

When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some
bread and water inside.

When the sparrow woke up, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...
Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!"